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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:33 pm 
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> A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
> toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
> 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
> heaven?'
>
> Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.. I can sit in my bedroom
> and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
> the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
>
> Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
> adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
> she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
>
> The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
>
> door
> and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is
> your Grandma home?'
>
> The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
> boyfriend.'
>
> The minister fainted.

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