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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:19 am 
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The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found they could buy a cow
up in Antigo, Wisconsin, for $200.00.

They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were
pleased and very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce
more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk
supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their
beloved cow.

However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow
would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move
away from the bull and he could not succeed
in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise,
what to do. They told the Vet what was happening.

"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away, if he
approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the
front, she backs off. An approach from the side and
she walks away to the other side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this
cow in Wisconsin?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned
where they bought the cow.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow in Wisconsin?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from


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