A place for non-aviation humor, keep it PG-13 please
Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:04 pm
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs,
Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean
conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I
guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think
about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the
old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:58 pm
hahahaha........ good stuff.
Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:51 am
That was really funny.
Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:24 am
Ha, ha ha. Finally an actual funny joke for pilots. Thanks for this.
Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:31 am
It seems everything makes me think of naked women.
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