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GREAT...pilot joke

Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:04 pm

GREAT...pilot joke

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs,
Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean
conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I
guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think
about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the
old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
lesbian.

Re: GREAT...pilot joke

Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:58 pm

hahahaha........ good stuff.

Peace,

David

Re: GREAT...pilot joke

Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:51 am

That was really funny. :)

Re: GREAT...pilot joke

Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:24 am

Ha, ha ha. Finally an actual funny joke for pilots. Thanks for this.

Re: GREAT...pilot joke

Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:31 am

It seems everything makes me think of naked women.
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