The F-16...
A Lean, Mean, Flameout Machine.
I SHALL RETURN...Well, I might.
Takes a licking and...takes a licking.
Have you hugged your chute today?
This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops.
I came. I saw. I bingo'd.
No deposit, no return.
We've spent so much money on this thing that we can't afford to admit
we were wrong.
A triumph of style over substance.
The best darn second place fighter in the world.
Instead of a CAS [Close Air Support] mod, we're going to install a
roll bar.
And now with this LANTIRN thing and our new Block 40's, we can hit the
ground at night, too!
Crunch all you want...we'll make more.
We cover the target like a thong bikini.
And BINGO is my Name-O.
We crash more airplanes before 9-o'clock than most people crash all
day.
A war record exceeding even the B-1.
Last in the talent show, but first in the swimsuit competition.
Lose a few...lose a few.
Feet and knees together, eyes on the horizon...
Designated no-hitter.
Everything you wanted in a fighter...and less.
Optimist: F-16 Pilot who's worried about dying from cancer.
Only Michael Jackson is more manly.
Hey, today we didn't lose a single jet.
This is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you.
User friendly...if you've got three hands.
Careful badguys...I'm carrying BOTH bombs today. I'm talkin'
wall-to-wall Mark-82s, pal.
If I carried more weapons, and if
I had enough gas, and if
I could actually hit the target, and if
I had some more REALLY expensive electronics so I could find you,
and if my motor didn't quit, and if
My wings didn't crack,
Boy, I'd really teach you a lesson!
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