Welcome to WIX D. Hansen!

[GARY HILTON]

It's about time you quit lurking around and started contributing!!!
Welcome aboard Dave...glad you made it!

[muddyboots]

RUN! Run while you still can, Dave! It's not in your blood yet! if it gets in your blood there is no cure!

[The Inspector]

No No NO! Lure him in, we are always on the lookout for fresh victims!
Besides, if he's been watching from the edges (I HATE THE TERM LURKER! it sounds like something the 13 year old next door was caught doing)he's already aware of us and I say "WELCOME TO THE ASSYLUM!!!"
Feel free to post your putter off-take no offense as no long lasting offense is given, we fuss and fret but generally settle somewhere in the middle-

[GARY HILTON]

So is "lurking" bad form??? Or just the term?? I was tought by the good ole U.S.of A. military how to lurk....O M G!!! I am politically incorrect!!
I shall change my ways!!

[muddyboots]

So is "lurking" bad form??? Or just the term?? I was tought by the good ole U.S.of A. military how to lurk....O M G!!! I am politically incorrect!!
I shall change my ways!!

you weren't luriking. You were "perpetraiting"!

[airnutz]

I was tought by the good ole U.S.of A. military how to lurk....O M G!!!

Same here...Submariners, snipers, Hun-from-the-sun, lie-and-wait..all perfectly good form if winning
is the plan of the day!!

[The Inspector]

I'm not sure Gary, why don't you tell the Stewardess to go up to the cockpit and bring back the dykes?

[GARY HILTON]

With my luck Inspector, the stew would probably bring the two legged dykes.

[michaelharadon]

"With my luck Inspector, the stew would probably bring the two legged dykes."

Then we'd have to call you The Little Dutch Boy, Gary-you know, the finger in the dike kid...

[sgt hawk]

Oh yes! And the biggest lie told in Alabama " Honest Judge, I was just helpen them sheep over the fence".

[The Inspector]

As Robin Williams refers to them "..large, short haired women in comfortable shoes..........."