Cornholio Shoots an Albatross...

[Warbirdnerd]

Get a rope...

From ANN:

Arizona Man Allegedly Shoots At Parked Airplane Suspect Charged With DUI, Among Other Things

Shots were fired at a parked Grumman Albatross at Deer Valley
Airport near Phoenix early Sunday, and a local resident is under
arrest, charged with aggravated DUI and felony flight.
Randon Reid Mugshot (Yes, Really)

The suspect is 26-year-old Randon Reid. The shots were fired
near the airport about 0130 local time Sunday, and they were heard
by police officers on a routine patrol. The police saw a vehicle
speeding away, and gave chase.
Grumman Albatross N7025J

Television station KTVK reports on its arizonafamily.com website
that when the officers tried to pull Reid over, he refused to stop.
He was later located at his home and taken into custody.


Police seized two guns they believe were used in the shooting.
The Albatross was damaged by the gunfire. It is not known if the
plane's owner has any connection with Reid which may have led to
the incident.

[Holedigger]

If you kill an albatross, it brings you bad luck...INDEED!

individual of questionable judgement!

[agent86]

Ol Cornholio just dont know how to act does he? needs a wuppin

[The Inspector]

'Dad, meet my new boy friend..'

[JohnB]

'Dad, meet my new boy friend..'

Too much truth in that....

[Dan K]

No crime in shootin' an albatross...it's just a bloody seabird.

[Holedigger]

Albatross, what's it taste like?!?

[The Inspector]

A buddy who used to teach survival classes told me that if you put an 8 pound red building brick and a Seagull in the oven @ the same time @350. The brick would be done sooner, be more tender, and taste far better than the Sea gull

Some natives in Alaska do eat Gulls but it's way, way beyond an aquired taste. Plus gulls are federally protected so just antagonizing one will get you a $500.00 fine.

[airnutz]

Some natives in Alaska do eat Gulls but it's way, way beyond an aquired taste.

Amen, one episode of Flying Wild Alaska showed the women craving some good 'ol "stink flipper"...A buried and fermented for 7 weeks then boiled delicacy of seal flipper.
Just the thought of eating the stuff if is enough to kill a gringo.

Stank flipper meant something entirely differnt back in the day...

[The Inspector]

I might have dated her once

[lmritger]

THE STREETS WILL RUN WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS!

You have TP?

(Still laughing to the point of tears over here...)

[DoraNineFan]

Well, apart from the hood, this guy certainly could pass for "The Great Cornholio"

Shame about the Albatross.

I was never a Beavis & B fan, but for those who don't know Cornholio, I'll just leave this here:

[Jack Cook]

Amen, one episode of Flying Wild Alaska showed the women craving some good 'ol "stink flipper"...A buried and fermented for 7 weeks then boiled delicacy of seal flipper.
Just the thought of eating the stuff if is enough to kill a gringo.

that girl ain't right!!

[airnutz]

I might have dated her once

I'm afraid if my girlfriend had that habit Inspector, a Drano gargle would be required before I let her back in the house.

[astixjr]

Albatross, what's it taste like?!?

Albatross tastes a bit like Spotted Owl. If you know how to cook it.