Evil Potted Meat Products

[Jack Cook]

You guys don't know what good food is
Monkey on a stick is gooooood eat'in

[mustangdriver]

Jack, I just threw up a little.

[Second Air Force]

Ladle it on the monkey. MMMMM!

[Jack Cook]

Crocodile on a stick was yummy to but I found Lizard a bit tough and stringy

[Thomas]

suddenly......spam doesn't sound so bad.......thanks Jack.

[Dan K]

Jack's menu sounds like he flew first-class though.

I spent 2 months with the locals in Malawi when I was a younger man.

The ground up ant & termite could've used some salt.

I passed on the roasted field mouse on a stick, though. The kids sell them alongside the road as snacks for travelers when they burn off the fields each June.

There is no poverty in America...not like this. Shoulder of Pork & hAM is a feast.

[Second Air Force]

How long do you suppose Spam will keep? Would a cache of WWII Spam still be edible if the can isn't damaged?

[airnutz]

Monkey on a stick is gooooood eat'in

Mmmm...brushed with garlic butter over a charcoal brazier...Panama days ahhh....
You couldn't swing a dead cat above your head without hitting one of those vendors!
Hmmm...come to think of it, I can't be "certain" it was monkey meat!

[Matt Gunsch]

How long do you suppose Spam will keep? Would a cache of WWII Spam still be edible if the can isn't damaged?

bout the same as the shelf life of a fruit cake

[DaveG]

How long do you suppose Spam will keep? Would a cache of WWII Spam still be edible if the can isn't damaged?

bout the same as the shelf life of a fruit cake

and Richard Simmons has been around, what, 20-25 years?