Ask anyone who displays historical military vehicles or weapons at airshows. They'll all tell you similar stories.
Speedy wrote:
It's not a museum story, but it was related to me that back in the early '70's Dave Zeuschel had N332 at an airshow. He came back from getting something to eat and found a father and son standing on the wing of the Mustang. In typical Dave Z fashion he politely inquired as to what the heck they were doing on his airplane and the man replied that he couldn't see and figured the view would be better up there. It went back and forth with Dave being his usual polite self and finally invited the two to get down off of his airplane.
But our hero wasn't done yet...no, he kept an eye on the two intrepid airshow watchers, and when the show was over, followed them back to the parking area at a safe distance. And once they got in their car and were stuck in the traffic leaving the show, Big Z walked over, climbed up on the hood and then on the roof of the car and just stood there. The man got quite upset and asked Dave what the heck he was doing, to which Dave just replied that he couldn't see either and just wanted to get a better view.
I did exactly this at Armed Forces Day at Fort Lewis around 2000 or 2001. A family was siting in my WW2 Jeep, having removed all my display stuff out of it, so they could all have a place to sit down off the grass! My M-1 rifle and M-1919 MG were laying directly on the wet grass from when they'd probably been tossed there! I called the MP's over had to have them forcibly removed when they refused to get out (they declared my personal Jeep as 'government property,' so therefore I didn't have any more right to say what happened to it than they did). The MP asked me as they walked off (with serious scowls on the father's face), "Sir, I originally thought you were playing a practical joke on me when you asked us to come over. I'm sorry I doubted you. I can't believe you folks have to put with stuff like this when you display your WW2 stuff." I explained that stuff like this happens to us and airplane owners at displays often at events like that. About that time, the family walked by going back to their car. The father made a comment so rude I won't post it here. The MP was about to get in that guy's face when I told the MP not to worry about it. But I followed them and wound up sitting on the hood of their car. The father started yelling at me and about that time, the MP came up and told him (while gesturing to me), "Sir, if you say
one more thing, I'm going to allow this gentlemen to ask me to file a report for all his WW2 stuff you might have damaged." Even a jerk the size of that father knew not to argue with someone we all knew had live ammo in his pistol! The MP read him the riot act, stating, "I don't know anything about history, but even I know we stopped using WW2 Jeeps long before I was born!"
I gave that MP a hearty handshake and my thanks afterward, as it would surely have gotten ugly without him...
Oh, and he and his MP pals got to take all the photos they wanted sitting in my Jeep,
because they asked!