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Mudge
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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 9446--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air 9446: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised!!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 7323--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air 7323: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is great!!"

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Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 9446?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?.

Mudge the viscious :evil:
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your right on the mark!!

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How can you be so politically incorrect and insensitive? Can we get that controller to my hometown?
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I think sending a creative talent to a place like Comfort International would be, at best irresponsible, ...and a waste of good TALENT !! :lol:
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I guess the jokes have to be technically incorrect for the non-aviation folks to see the humor, huh? ;)
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Geez famvburg...didn't mean to insult your intelligence.This non-aviation type just thought it was funny. I don't usually pick 'em apart, I just pass 'em along.

Mudge the technically challenged :(
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