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Who would have ever thought of using "Real Cows?" lol

(Original Caption) "Greenville, South Carolina: Army trains plane salvage and repair experts. Selected personnel at the Army Air Force Service Group Training Center, Greenville, S.C., are being trained to rescue, salvage, repair and restore airplanes on the field. The soldiers are taught to operate under fire and during aerial raids by the enemy if need be. The following color photo show the manner in which planes and salvage station are camouflaged so that repair operations may be carried on unobserved by the enemy. Cover up. The disabled Douglas A-20 havoc has been covered with camouflage netting and continue without disclosing its presence to an aerial observer. In the background, the "farm" buildings are actually engineering installations, and the rural effect is enhanced by the addition of real cows."

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45+47=Psalm 92:6

Great pic, although the caption isn't quite correct..that's a B-26 Marauder, not an A-20. I can't help but think of that scene from the movie "Twister"...




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A-20

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Is this a "bitsa" of a couple of different types? The circular bulkhead doesn't look right for an A20, but the rest of it doesn't look right for a B26.

Are those two piece bomb bay doors? I don't believe A-20's had a landing light in the right wing leading edge.

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Everything uncovered by the netting looks to be Marauder...bomb bay doors, starboard wing leading edge (minus wingtip).

As for the rest of it??

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It was a good idea, it just didn't work.

TWO COWS

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,
and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM

You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company,
using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank,
then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer
so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a
Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder
who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads,
because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona
and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows.
None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...

B-26

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45+47=Psalm 92:6

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It was a good idea, it just didn't work.

He couldn't tell what it was because the stars-and-bars were painted using the wrong proportions.

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"He" couldn't tell because the cows scale wasn't matching the scale of an A-20 or B-26.

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This was probably taken at what became Donaldson AFB in Greenville.