"A Pilot´s Philosophy "

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1.- What´s the difference between a duck and a co-pilot??
The duck can fly.
2.- A check ride should be like a skirt: short enough to be interesting,
but long enough to cover everything.
3.- Speed is life, Altitude is life insurance.
4.- It takes only two things to fly: Airspeed and money.
5.- The three most dangerous things in aviation are:
-- A Doctor, Dentist or Lawyer in a Beech Bonanza
-- Two Captains in a 737 or DC-9
-- Onboard fire.
6.- Aircraft ID:
-- If it´s ugly, it´s british
-- If it´s weird, it´s french
-- If it´s ugly and weird, it´s russian.
7.- The three best things in life are:
-- A good landing
-- A good orgasm
-- A good bowel movement
A night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities to experience all three at the same time.