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Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:47 am
gone!
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:53 am
One of my all time favorites!
"Brave Sir Robin, Brave Sir Robin, He bravely ran away..."
Jerry
"Brave Sir Robin, Brave Sir Robin, He bravely ran away..."
Jerry
Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:19 pm
" I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!" 
Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:01 pm
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries....
ecky ecky ecky patang zoop poing zererrrrr ... Ni!
Of course I like this movie
ecky ecky ecky patang zoop poing zererrrrr ... Ni!
Of course I like this movie
Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:00 pm
Run away!
Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:01 pm
NI!
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swollow?"
"Would that be an African or a European Swallow?"
"I don't know that....AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhh!!!!"
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"I'm Invincible!"
"You're a loony..."
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"They said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it all the same! It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one! It sank into the swamp. So I built a third one! That one burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're getting boy, the strongest castle in these islands!"
"But I don't want any of that father...I just want..to...sing!"
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And my favorite:
"Armanents, Chapter Two, Verses Nine through Twenty-One..."
"And St. Atilla lifted up the up the Holy Hand Grenade, saying 'O Lord, bless this thy Holy Hand Grenade, that it may blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast, upon the lambs, and sloths, and anchovies, and carp, an orangutans, and breakfas cereals..."
"Skip ahead a bit brother.."
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
"Amen."
"Right. One... two... five!"
"Three, sir."
"Three."
KABOOOM!
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Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...
SN
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swollow?"
"Would that be an African or a European Swallow?"
"I don't know that....AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhh!!!!"
---
"I'm Invincible!"
"You're a loony..."
---
"They said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it all the same! It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one! It sank into the swamp. So I built a third one! That one burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're getting boy, the strongest castle in these islands!"
"But I don't want any of that father...I just want..to...sing!"
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And my favorite:
"Armanents, Chapter Two, Verses Nine through Twenty-One..."
"And St. Atilla lifted up the up the Holy Hand Grenade, saying 'O Lord, bless this thy Holy Hand Grenade, that it may blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast, upon the lambs, and sloths, and anchovies, and carp, an orangutans, and breakfas cereals..."
"Skip ahead a bit brother.."
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
"Amen."
"Right. One... two... five!"
"Three, sir."
"Three."
KABOOOM!
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Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...
SN
Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:44 pm
One of my all time favourites 
Message for you sir!
It's just a flesh wound!
The coconuts... ahh don't get me started
Message for you sir!
It's just a flesh wound!
The coconuts... ahh don't get me started
Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:46 am
"Someday, this will all be yours."
"What, the curtains?"
"What, the curtains?"
Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:57 pm
But I don't want to marry her, father...
Why not? What's wrong with her? She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got huuuge....tracts of land..
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She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better....
SN
Why not? What's wrong with her? She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got huuuge....tracts of land..
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She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better....
SN
Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:17 pm
We are now the knights who say ecki-ecki-ecki-pkaaaaang nuuu-wom nur zowie zoom.
Ni!
*shhhh*
Oh Knights of....Oh Knights who until recently said Ni...
Ni!
*shhhh*
Oh Knights of....Oh Knights who until recently said Ni...
Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:02 am
I am called Tim.
Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:22 am
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...
Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:44 pm
"We are but threescore young blondes and brunettes, all between the ages of 16 and 19-and-a-half."
SN
SN
Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:16 pm
One of my favourite movies of all time.
What is your favourite colour?
Blue.... no.. yellOOOOWWW
What is your favourite colour?
Blue.... no.. yellOOOOWWW
Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:15 pm
Steve Nelson wrote:"We are but threescore young blondes and brunettes, all between the ages of 16 and 19-and-a-half."
SN
best line in the movie!
