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NI!
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swollow?"
"Would that be an African or a European Swallow?"
"I don't know that....AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhh!!!!"
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"I'm Invincible!"
"You're a loony..."
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"They said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it all the same! It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one! It sank into the swamp. So I built a third one! That one burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're getting boy, the strongest castle in these islands!"
"But I don't want any of that father...I just want..to...sing!"
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And my favorite:
"Armanents, Chapter Two, Verses Nine through Twenty-One..."
"And St. Atilla lifted up the up the Holy Hand Grenade, saying 'O Lord, bless this thy Holy Hand Grenade, that it may blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast, upon the lambs, and sloths, and anchovies, and carp, an orangutans, and breakfas cereals..."
"Skip ahead a bit brother.."
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
"Amen."
"Right. One... two... five!"
"Three, sir."
"Three."
KABOOOM!
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Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...
SN
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