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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

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Don't touch my junk!!

I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know  (The Davis Sisters)You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly (Loretta Lynn)You're Out There Doing What I'm Here Doing Without (Gene Watson)I'm The Only Hell (Mamma Ever Raised)  (Johnny Paycheck)I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home (David Frizzell)She Got The Goldmine (I Got The Shaft)  (Jerry Reed)

Your number one is a true classic Jack. Always brings a smile to my face anyway..

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If the first casualty of war is innocence, the second is sobriety - Hawkeye.
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws - Plato.
Lies get halfway round the world before the truth has a chance to get it's pants on - Churchill
If you are going through he11 - keep going - Churchill

I like the drinking songs...

It's been a long day and I need a long neck

Whiskey River

Tequila makes her clothes fall off

Chug a lug

Pop a top again

etc...

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Zane Adams
There I was at 20,000 ft, upside down and out of ammunition.
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Jack, Jack Jack, Jack Jack...you forgot the all time best. "I've got Tears in my Ears from Lyin on my Back In Bed While I Cry Over You"!

You'll have to check out my space http://www.myspace.com/therealdrugstorecowboy to see why I know from where I speak.

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"There are old pilots and bold pilots but few old, bold pilots."