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SteveYoung
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The man might be a guru, but his jokes are as bad as mine... :lol:
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SteveYoung wrote:
The man might be a guru, but his jokes are as bad as mine... :lol:



Steve , NOBODY tells jokes worse than yourself ,remember the "what animal goes OOOOOOOOOOOO . A cow with no lips " joke ??.

Did you get the Jimmy Tarbuck Books of Humour as an early Christmas present ???? per chance ?? :wink:
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Zeee Flyaass stillll KAPUT :roll: :cry: .
So let's all still party on here DUDE'S :finga: :partyman: :drinkers: :axe: :supz: :butthead: :vom: :vom: till we puke.
Cheer's all :lol: , :twisted: Tally Ho! :spit , Phil :twisted: :supz: .

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Ah yes, point taken Al. :oops: Although the credit for that particular joke lies firmly with my seven year old son. Honest guv. :lol:

Anyway, talking of jokes, here's one I've shamelessly lifted off ukga:

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Civil Aviation Authority, and the CAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his log book out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?!?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff.”
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Blimey!

It's crowded in here. Where's the bar....


HP57 eeeh Cees


Over in the corner Cees, see, MotoArt made it out of an airworthy Hampden wing!

Just kidding Cees! (dives for the fox hole)

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Cees Broere wrote:
Blimey!

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HP57 eeeh Cees


Hello Cees, welcome to the mad house :partyman: plenty whisky at the bar, help yourself. Scott is being very hospitable (or should that be tolerant.....probably both!).. :lol:
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What a crowded mad house this has been... Scott you should charge rent.. LOL :P

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And rather a cosy mad house too.
Think I'll hang arou :Hangman: nd here for a bit.
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And rather a cosy mad house too.
Think I'll hang arou :Hangman: nd here for a bit.


AWWWWWWWWWWWWW NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Der is in with those darn slippers and that vile pipe - no way is that stuff legal , is your greenhouse working well these days Der :wink:
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Hi team.

Well, I've been looking a blank screen not moving from my PC for days now. Phew this is a relief.

Anyone want to talk about aeroplanes?

And believing that I and Mr Weaver are one of the same is mildly amusing, but only mildly. I spoke to the dear chap on the telephone last week, so that proves we are not the same person - doesn't it? :?:

Anyway, I'm going flying tomorrow. Anyone in S.E. England want a flypast?

Birthdays today: Me! (101), Digby (21-ish), Guzzineil (21) and DaveLeesFanClub (16)
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That'll lower the tone of the place.
Are you sure it was wise?

You may guess I'm not referring to Andrew. :)


Ooooh, I am SO hurt . . .
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Janie wrote:
Hi team.

Well, I've been looking a blank screen not moving from my PC for days now. Phew this is a relief.

Anyone want to talk about aeroplanes?

And believing that I and Mr Weaver are one of the same is mildly amusing, but only mildly. I spoke to the dear chap on the telephone last week, so that proves we are not the same person - doesn't it? :?:

Anyway, I'm going flying tomorrow. Anyone in S.E. England want a flypast?

Birthdays today: Me! (101), Digby (21-ish), Guzzineil (21) and DaveLeesFanClub (16)


wish i was 21.. try doubling it!!! but feel about 106!!

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ageorge wrote:
SteveYoung wrote:
The man might be a guru, but his jokes are as bad as mine... :lol:



Steve , NOBODY tells jokes worse than yourself ,remember the "what animal goes OOOOOOOOOOOO . A cow with no lips " joke ??.

What do you call an ape in a minefield?

A Baboooom!
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