Since people seem to think that the off-topic section is for political discussion, something that is frowned upon, I have temporarily closed the section. ANY political discussions in any other forum will be deleted and the user suspended. I have had it with the politically motivated comments.
Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:03 pm
From " Memphis Belle ".
On the joke of the american pilot that was captured by the germans and lost an arm and a leg and asked the germans to drop them by parachute at his home base and when he lost the other arm and asked them to do the same, they said:
" Nein, nein, we sssthink you are tryiiing to ssssescape ".
Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:59 pm
Always treat your kite like you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day & take her to heaven & back!
-Lord Flasheart in Black Adder goes Forth
Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:24 am
Office Space :
Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:49 am
From " Land of the Blind ",
Re-Education Camp Director: " What´s better than a big juicy steak "?
Camp Detainees: " Nothing is better than a big juicy steak".
Re-Education Camp Director: " What´s better than nothing".
Camp Detainees: " A stale piece of bread is better than nothing".
Re-Education Camp Director: " Therefore a stale piece of bread is
better than a big juicy steak".
Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:35 pm
corsairdude wrote:How come nobody came up with this one yet??
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning ". Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now.
I was wondering the same.
Two of our favorites during our school days (well okay, recently) were from Monty Python's Holy Grail
"I fart in your general direction" and "tis only a flesh wound"
Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:37 pm
Tora Tora Tora-------
Major Landon: "Oboe leader to Oboe flight....we've flown smack into the middle of a war! Get out, as fast as you can....anywhere you can! If you can't make Hickam, try Bellows or Wheeler"
The Posiedon Adventure----
The Captain: "Oh my God"
Magnum Force-----
Sweet: "Well, Grimes here...I'd say he's about even with me.......Astrachan is a little better on a good day........but Davis there is just dog crazy.....he's a LOT better"
Hamburger Hill----
Doc: "Okay........the war started for you when you farted.......and said 'Good Morning, Viet Nam' "
Pulp Fiction--------
Jules: "Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I never know 'cause I don't eat the flithy mother f*****"
Roadhouse-------
Emmett: "Callin' me sir's like puttin' a elevator in a outhouse......don't belong"
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