Flypast site off line AGAIN !!!!!

[JDK]

Is this where we swap 'free Jaine' for 'Imprison Jainie' logos then?

[peter]

Thanks Scott for putting up with this lot again...

[Scott Rose]

Thanks Scott for putting up with this lot again...

Never a problem Peter, you guys are always welcome here.

[Melvyn Hiscock]

Thanks Scott for putting up with this lot again...

Never a problem Peter, you guys are always welcome here.

You might change your mind if you had ever met me!

[Melvyn Hiscock]

Thanks Scott for putting up with this lot again...

Never a problem Peter, you guys are always welcome here.

You might change your mind if you had ever met me!

But Melv,

We all know your a nice English gent who always has Tea and Crumpets waiting at the Hanger for us Yanks Beside we all can't wait till the Big Flying Day it will be international News

Cheers
RER
Ducking before Mel throws a Tea Pot at me

A) I don't drink tea
B) I wouldn't throw anything as small as a teapot
C) Teapots don't explode on imact.

[NeilD]

someone mention crumpet...!

[DamienB]

someone mention crumpet...!

Alright then - "Janie"

Will that do?

[setter]

I don't think Melvyn has ever MADE a cup of anything in his life - he has mastered the purchase of said Cup of Coffee but I don't think he ever learnt the actual recipe for the preperation himself. as for crumpets - all young ladies are of course welcome to inspect Melvyn's facilities at any time.

On another matter I have prepared the following for Key Publications which they may wish to consider putting in the Times.

"Tender - Facilities Manager - Web Services"

Tenders are invited from interested QUALIFIED PARTIES interested in supporting the operations of our on line forums.

Key would like to lift the performance of their current "Don't Give a @@@UIoK" supplier into the realms of reasonably competent"

At present this site is described as a part time hobby with occassional bursts of reliability and has as it's goal to be up at around post closing time at the Kings Head.

Ideally the site should be put on a 7 days a week - 24 hours a day with backup and redundancy built in to the standard offering. Offers from 14 year old Scandinavian school boys will be taken seriously. Offers from tired old 20 Year old Pommie computer Hacks will be treated in the same way as those from a Rabid dog - Software specifications are not prescribed but we would appreciate you not tendering with the sampler disc stuff on the front of PC world like the current guys.

Or something like that

Regards
John P

[PeterA]

I don't think Melvyn has ever MADE a cup of anything in his life - he has mastered the purchase of said Cup of Coffee but I don't think he ever learnt the actual recipe for the preparation himself. as for crumpets - all young ladies are of course welcome to inspect Melvyn's facilities at any time.

On another matter I have prepared the following for Key Publications which they may wish to consider putting in the Times.

"Tender - Facilities Manager - Web Services"

Tenders are invited from interested QUALIFIED PARTIES interested in supporting the operations of our on line forums.

Key would like to lift the performance of their current "Don't Give a @@@UIoK" supplier into the realms of reasonably competent"

At present this site is described as a part time hobby with occasional bursts of reliability and has as it's goal to be up at around post closing time at the Kings Head.

Ideally the site should be put on a 7 days a week - 24 hours a day with backup and redundancy built in to the standard offering. Offers from 14 year old Scandinavian school boys will be taken seriously. Offers from tired old 20 Year old Pommie computer Hacks will be treated in the same way as those from a Rabid dog - Software specifications are not prescribed but we would appreciate you not tendering with the sampler disc stuff on the front of PC world like the current guys.

Or something like that

Regards
John P

Cruel.

I can see another of those seven days bans looming over the horizon.

PeterA

[Andy in Beds]

all young ladies are of course welcome to inspect Melvyn's facilities at any time.

I imagine quite a lot of young ladies have taken advantage of Melv's facilities--probably a few sailors too in recent more financially straitened times.

[setter]

Hi Peter

Start now - it will be over before the site comes up again !!!!

Regards
John P

PS going to take the Aston to Willow Bank track Club Day today - Goes like stink!!!

[Andy in Beds]

Hi Peter

Start now - it will be over before the site comes up again !!!!
Regards
John P
PS going to take the Aston to Willow Bank track Club Day today - Goes like stink!!!

Now Mr. Parker,
Have you been playing with their Server again you know how they don't like that
Cheers
RER

In this day and age you'd have thought they would have had something better than a shilling meter over there.

John, did they have coin meters for electric and gas in Aus?--when you were a kid.
or in Maine?

[JDK]

Up here in Maine we even have running water.

Only because you stole it from the Canadians...

[setter]

Hi Andy

No gas and power have always been free here - you just have to move near enough to the cables and pipeline and be a dab hand with a drill and wire cutters - can be tricky if you mix one up with the other though.

And no we never had the benefit of a coin meter system here - we just run up a bill and shoot through to the next rental flat!!!!

Regards
John P

[von Perthes]

Did our museum get a write-up in the museum guide which I gather comes with the current issue of FlyPast, & was it a good one??

Geoff

'Shore-ham gateway to Kent'