Thank you, Scott. Finally, the voice of reason.
As you can see from the recon report, Wisconsin remains a bastion of light and hope in the midst of lurking evil. We will continue the fight--keeping the evil concoction from crossing our borders--or die trying.
Remember WIXers: The only thing worse than oxidation is Moxidation.
Grab your tin hats and trench guns, men!
Lock & load!
Fire when you see the reds of their eyes!