Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:07 pm
T33driver wrote: As for your wife, perhaps she could solve her jealousy issue by emulating Pooh's strategy of jumping on your lap while your on the computer and demanding a head-rub.
Just trying to help John!
Thanks for the tip Paul....I'll have to kick the kids off the computer later tonight and suggest that to her! I bet she starts purring for me!
John
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:11 pm
By the way, my answer to Mr Lindbergh's question is: A case of whiskey and 100,000 gallons of Jet-A.
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Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:14 pm
Stephanie wrote:P.S. Pooh is awfully cute, maybe we could share the title?
After some convincing I'm sure Pooh could come to terms with that. Of course my little sweetie named "Cookie" might have a problem. These two women constantly fight for "Daddy's" affection and I feel as though I'm being constantly used. Now I know how some women feel.
John
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:15 pm
jpeters wrote:T33driver wrote: As for your wife, perhaps she could solve her jealousy issue by emulating Pooh's strategy of jumping on your lap while your on the computer and demanding a head-rub.
Just trying to help John!
Thanks for the tip Paul....I'll have to kick the kids off the computer later tonight and suggest that to her! I bet she starts purring for me!
John
John,
Best of luck, wear a helmet, use the buddy system, stay hydrated.
out! (to the hangar)
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Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:16 pm
T33driver wrote: By the way Steph, my answer to Mr Lindbergh's question in your signature block is: A case of whiskey and 100,000 gallons of Jet-A.
Both are excellent ideas! Point well taken!
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:17 pm
jpeters wrote:Stephanie wrote:P.S. Pooh is awfully cute, maybe we could share the title?
After some convincing I'm sure Pooh could come to terms with that. Of course my little sweetie named "Cookie" might have a problem. These two women constantly fight for "Daddy's" affection and I feel as though I'm being constantly used. Now I know how some women feel.
John
CAT FIGHHHHHHHT!
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:17 pm
jpeters wrote:Stephanie wrote:P.S. Pooh is awfully cute, maybe we could share the title?
After some convincing I'm sure Pooh could come to terms with that. Of course my little sweetie named "Cookie" might have a problem. These two women constantly fight for "Daddy's" affection and I feel as though I'm being constantly used. Now I know how some women feel.
John
You'll need to cover Pooh's eyes right now . . . I'll wait . . .
Cookie is ADORABLE! Super cute!
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:18 pm
T33driver wrote:jpeters wrote:Stephanie wrote:P.S. Pooh is awfully cute, maybe we could share the title?
After some convincing I'm sure Pooh could come to terms with that. Of course my little sweetie named "Cookie" might have a problem. These two women constantly fight for "Daddy's" affection and I feel as though I'm being constantly used. Now I know how some women feel.
John
CAT FIGHHHHHHHT!
Innie, you trouble maker!
LOL!
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:22 pm
Stephanie wrote: Oooh, speaking of schoolgirls, maybe that's another solution to the problem with the wife. You guys are totally cracking me up!
Steph,
I haven't done the school girl fantasy gig with her yet but I have approached her with the "she's the teacher and I'm the naughty pupil in need of discipline" (she's a 4th grade school teacher) but she just gives me that look like I need some serious professional help. She just recently purchased a reproduction 1800's dress for her upcoming "pioneer day" that she has to teach at school. The teachers and students all dress up in costumes and live like it's the 1880's. When she was trying it on I suggested she wear it home and pretend she's a saloon hooker.
Surprisingly, her response was "maybe"!!!
John
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:26 pm
T33driver wrote:Best of luck, wear a helmet, use the buddy system, stay hydrated.
Wow....haven't heard that "schtick" since I was on active duty in the Army back in the mid 90's. Sounds like a typical safety briefing before being released for the weekend..."stay out of trouble, no drinking and driving, use the buddy system, wear a condom, and don't get yourself killed"
John
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:26 pm
This thread is just too darn funny! Paul, you ever thought about a career in comedy? 
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:28 pm
jpeters wrote:Stephanie wrote: Oooh, speaking of schoolgirls, maybe that's another solution to the problem with the wife. You guys are totally cracking me up!
Steph,
I haven't done the school girl fantasy gig with her yet but I have approached her with the "she's the teacher and I'm the naughty pupil in need of discipline" (she's a 4th grade school teacher) but she just gives me that look like I need some serious professional help. She just recently purchased a reproduction 1800's dress for her upcoming "pioneer day" that she has to teach at school. The teachers and students all dress up in costumes and live like it's the 1880's. When she was trying it on I suggested she wear it home and pretend she's a saloon hooker.
John
Maybe is better than a flat out no! Good Luck with that!
Have I told you guys today how much I love WIX?
Best work distraction ever!
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:30 pm
Have I told you guys today how much I love WIX? Best work distraction ever!
Beats the hell out of the meeting I was just in, hands-down! Calgon, take me AWAY!
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:31 pm
beachgirl wrote:Have I told you guys today how much I love WIX? Best work distraction ever!
Beats the heck out of the meeting I was just in, hands-down! Calgon, take me AWAY!
What field are you in, Miss WIX?
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:33 pm
I hear ya' Stephanie, I haven't gotten anything done in a few hours. WIX is good stuff! 