Since people seem to think that the off-topic section is for political discussion, something that is frowned upon, I have temporarily closed the section. ANY political discussions in any other forum will be deleted and the user suspended. I have had it with the politically motivated comments.
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Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:45 pm

ACK! Frightening! Guys?

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:45 pm

beachgirl wrote:
Baby Doll, you know better then to ask...my new nicknames/ranks are completely out of my control and probably more under yours


Please let me -- ONCE AGAIN -- remind you that I have no control/say/input with the nicknames..........

No no sweet cheeks, no Cialis or Viagra needed, but thanks for asking


Get your mind back on track -- I was referring to whether or not you needed glasses, not "assistance" with other issues!

But you ARE funny!


Oh yes, why the large font...it was an accident. I muffed my mouse (heel girls!). I fixed it though. And no I don't wear cheater glasses yet, but I am starting to sprout grey hair...on my head (thanks again for asking). Look Toots, you may not directly control nicknames, but it's hard to imagine you or your sausage-in-the-a*s-snooping partner in crime didn't have something to do with it. I hope you prove me wrong. It rocks my loins with hurt to think of you hurting me like that.
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Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:46 pm

Okay, I have even grossed myself out now... needing to get back on track!

I want one of these!

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Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:46 pm

Oh yes, why the large font...it was an accident. I muffed my mouse (heel girls!). I fixed it though. And no I don't wear cheater glasses yet, but I am starting to sprout grey hair...on my head (thanks again for asking). Look Toots, you may not directly control nicknames, but it's hard to imagine you or your sausag-in-the-a*s-snooping partner in crime didn't have something to do with it. I hope you prove me wrong. It rocks my loins with hurt to think of you hurting me like that.
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You have NO IDEA how hard I'm trying to behave right now!

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:46 pm

I think I might be getting sick about that medical file comment. :vom:
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Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:47 pm

Stephanie wrote:
T33driver wrote:How'd they do that? Jaws of life?


Again, I find myself laughing out loud at my desk, like a dork! LOL, so funny!

Want the best part? Pt. is a 51 y/o woman, 5'4", 218 lbs. How's that for mental picture!?


Good Grief woman! They did have to bring in heavy equipment to extract the poor sausage...and there's kids starving in the third world!

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:48 pm

T33driver wrote: Look Toots, you may not directly control nicknames, but it's hard to imagine you or your sausag-in-the-a*s-snooping partner in crime didn't have something to do with it.


First of all it wasn't in her A$$ and secondly, I have nothing to do with the names, but boy, do I wish I did! I would have SO much fun with that!!!

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:49 pm

Look! I am trying to get back on track, I am being good! I even posted a picture of an airplane!

FYI, I have a tattoo of a Swift on my back, I love them!!!!

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:50 pm

beachgirl wrote:
Oh yes, why the large font...it was an accident. I muffed my mouse (heel girls!). I fixed it though. And no I don't wear cheater glasses yet, but I am starting to sprout grey hair...on my head (thanks again for asking). Look Toots, you may not directly control nicknames, but it's hard to imagine you or your sausag-in-the-a*s-snooping partner in crime didn't have something to do with it. I hope you prove me wrong. It rocks my loins with hurt to think of you hurting me like that.
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You have NO IDEA how hard I'm trying to behave right now!


stop trying so hard

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:50 pm

Stephanie wrote:*GASP* (This is not for the timid!)

:shock:

I am organizing a medical file as we speak and just read something I didn't want to know about this client! I feel dirty. And sick. :vom:

However, doesn't top the records I found at my previous firm, where a client got a breakfast saugage stuck in a place it doesn't belong!

Just thought I'd shake things up a little... back to the file. (And to find a spork to poke my eyes out.)


Thanks for that lovely little tidbit of info Steph...I think I'll be scratching breakfast sausage off my breakfast menu from now on. :vom:

John

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:51 pm

I'm trying to finish this project & keep up with this thread at the same time, and the wrong words are starting to drift into the project! HAHAHA -- Thanks for keeping me smiling today, gang!

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:51 pm

jpeters wrote:
Stephanie wrote:*GASP* (This is not for the timid!)

:shock:

I am organizing a medical file as we speak and just read something I didn't want to know about this client! I feel dirty. And sick. :vom:

However, doesn't top the records I found at my previous firm, where a client got a breakfast saugage stuck in a place it doesn't belong!

Just thought I'd shake things up a little... back to the file. (And to find a spork to poke my eyes out.)


Thanks for that lovely little tidbit of info Steph...I think I'll be scratching breakfast sausage off my breakfast menu from now on. :vom:

John


You got tears I was laughing so hard! OMG

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:52 pm

beachgirl wrote:I'm trying to finish this project & keep up with this thread at the same time, and the wrong words are starting to drift into the project! HAHAHA -- Thanks for keeping me smiling today, gang!


As long as you don't write "sausage" anywhere in your report you should be fine!

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:53 pm

stop trying so hard


I fear that I must try..........Otherwise, I may not make it past the censors.......

Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:55 pm

I'm assuming "sausage girl" was just lonely and needed a little companionship??
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