Warbird Information Exchange

Guy that I've met at a couple parties told me this one the other night:

Q: What's a pilot say 60 minutes into a blind date?

A: "Enough about me, let's talk about flying............"

I thought it was kinda funny!!!!

Heh, heh, heh....pilots wouldn't do that, now WOULD they??

Heard on Euro ATC:

Heard while flying in Holland.
Tower rapidly talking to a female helicopter pilot.
Tower: "What's your altitude?"
Pilot: "1000 feet"
Tower: "What's your heading?"
Pilot: "175"
Tower: "What's your speed?"
Pilot: "150 knots"
Tower: "What's your bra size?"
Pilot: "36B........AAAHHHHH S*!"

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Bob

I don't get it

Phil

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A man's got to know his limitations.

Are you serious?????

what's your bra size?


*runs before he gets banned*

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"I knew the jig was up when I saw the P-51D-20-NA Mustang blue-nosed bastards from Bodney, and by the way the blue was more of a royal blue than an indigo and the inner landing gear interiors were NOT green, over Berlin."

HA! Surely you can't be serious either!

Don't call him surely!

Guess I should've seen that one coming!

don't they teach you pilots to look in front of you to see what's coming?

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"I knew the jig was up when I saw the P-51D-20-NA Mustang blue-nosed bastards from Bodney, and by the way the blue was more of a royal blue than an indigo and the inner landing gear interiors were NOT green, over Berlin."

I'm not a pilot.............I just played one on TV --

No, seriously, the only flying I did was in T-6s with instructors (it was a job perk) -- and since I left that job, I've done precious little flying!!!!

If anyone is interested in supporting me and my flying, though, I'm willing to be adopted!!!