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Pilot tells a joke...........

Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:03 pm

Guy that I've met at a couple parties told me this one the other night:

Q: What's a pilot say 60 minutes into a blind date?

A: "Enough about me, let's talk about flying............"

I thought it was kinda funny!!!!

Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:49 pm

Heh, heh, heh....pilots wouldn't do that, now WOULD they?? :lol:

Heard on Euro ATC:

Heard while flying in Holland.
Tower rapidly talking to a female helicopter pilot.
Tower: "What's your altitude?"
Pilot: "1000 feet"
Tower: "What's your heading?"
Pilot: "175"
Tower: "What's your speed?"
Pilot: "150 knots"
Tower: "What's your bra size?"
Pilot: "36B........AAAHHHHH S*!"


:wink:

Re: Pilot tells a joke...........

Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:58 pm

Beachy wrote:Guy that I've met at a couple parties told me this one the other night:

Q: What's a pilot say 60 minutes into a blind date?

A: "Enough about me, let's talk about flying............"

I thought it was kinda funny!!!!


I don't get it :?

Phil

Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:30 pm

Are you serious????? :shock:

Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:55 pm

what's your bra size? :P


*runs before he gets banned*

Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:06 pm

HA! Surely you can't be serious either!

Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:32 pm

Don't call him surely!

Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:47 pm

Guess I should've seen that one coming!

Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:39 am

don't they teach you pilots to look in front of you to see what's coming? :?

Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:02 am

I'm not a pilot.............I just played one on TV --

No, seriously, the only flying I did was in T-6s with instructors (it was a job perk) -- and since I left that job, I've done precious little flying!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

If anyone is interested in supporting me and my flying, though, I'm willing to be adopted!!! :lol:
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