my wife is in the restaurant / bar biz, her place serves some wines & beers with unique, humorous, & attention getting names, not to mention that it's all quality stuff. as for the wine names they are as follows....
"fat bastard" & "royal bitch" they come in merlot, charddonay & shiraz. as for beer check this name out.... "old leg humper" robust porter. old leg humper's slogan is.. "so many legs...... so little time!!" & then it portrays a black lab surrounded by a bevvy of beautiful ladies legs in high heal shoes & short skirts. tim herr wix brew meister you should get in on this!!! i know there are other boozes with catchy names out their, let's hear em!! let alone taste em!!

regards, tom