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My dog actually sorta looks like this when the mailman comes by

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Don't touch my junk!!

Yikes! Good way to lose an arm!

This guy reminds me of those idiots you hear about on the news that decide to hop the fence at the local zoo and pet the cute polar bear or mountain lion...only to lose a hand or an arm in the process. "Look honey...isn't he just the cutest thing....AHHHHHH MY ARM!!!!"

John

Jack, You must have lived in Maine sometime in the last 20yrs as I distinctly remember trying to deliver past your dog((?!!)). I think I fed him a whole bag of bisquits(and several whole cows..................) and still lost a brand-new pair of pants to him.

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I never said the jokes were Good, they're just Free! You gets whatchyas pays for!

Whoa!!

And this year's Darwin Award goes to....


I remember seeing a video some years back of a woman snorkling with a pod of pilot whales. She was petting one of them, and it seized her by the arm and dragged her down about 30 feet before releasing her. During a later interview, she talked about how she felt so much "love" emanating from the "beautiful creature," and didn't know why it turned on her. Maybe because it's a wild animal? Idiot.


SN

Ooohhh yeh, thats the spot, now scratch alittle harder, now lower, dammit now my fins twitching, hate it when that happens make me feel sooo selfcontious, just like seeing a seal, gotta chase it ...see a diver, gotta chase him, floating piece of frozen fish on a rope same thing. Its just a, reflex thing, no one understands me....have to see if I can get a hold of that shrink that the caveman on those TV comercials uses maybe she can help, mommmie