GEICO -Lauren(move or eat the wall) Wallace

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Unofficial Fan Club...

Welcome to U.N.D. Wall Racing!*
WALLACE, THE GREATEST DRIVER EVER!
WHO? RUSTY? NEVER HEARD OF HIM. STEVE? NOPE. MIKE? YEAH, DIDN’T HE ANCHOR THE NEWS? KENNY? I VAGUELY REMEMBER A KENNY. THEN WHO? WHY LAUREN OF COURSE!!
I AM LAUREN WALLACE’S #1 FAN!!!!
I DIDN’T THINK HE COULD TOP HIMSELF, BUT THE NEW COMMERCIAL IS SO GOOD!!! I PLAN TO DO MORE RESEARCH, BUT FOR NOW, ALL WE KNOW IS WHAT THE COMMERCIALS SAY. GOT ANY INFO? LAUREN ARE YOU OUT THERE? SEND ME YOUR LAUREN WALLACE INFO, INFO ON BLOGS MENTIONING HIM, AND FAN LETTERS! I AM STARTING AN UNOFFICIAL LAUREN WALLACE FAN CLUB AND WILL POST UPDATES.
WANT TO JOIN THE FAN CLUB? I’LL ADD YOU TO THE LIST, JUST SEND ME YOUR INFO.

Lauren's THE MAN! That same "killer stare and tight lip jawset" that Dale Sr. got just
before he stuffed his bumper where your sun don't shine...Toothpick set to one side, each chew of the pick reminds Lauren of the times his famous driver relative Mike Wallace seemingly befriended the boy, but once in the pits..they'd all make fun of his "girly" name. This has been a long time coming and Lauren forgets nothingl!!

Like the quote said, he topped 1st advert with his latest. Most folks who've seen it have to watch twice because they're laughing so hard they don't hear the 2cond
half.

Both commercials photos and info here..
http://seeing20twenty.com/wallacefans.aspx

Poor fella, never saw it coming"..priceless..