The Inspector wrote:
I've thought for many years that Adak would make the perfect maximum security prison. Place a tall fence that goes out 100 yards into the Bearing Sea on either side at the end of the dock. Once you pass through, you're on your own bucko-no guards, no nothing, and you damned sure wouldn't swim away from a place that guarantees you won't last 12 minutes in the water.
Hah! One of my favorite debate topics. I said that same thing for years. Shortly before I got out of Uncle Sam's Canoe Club we had a new flight surgeon transfer into the squadron. His prior duty station had been NF Adak during 'caretaker' status just prior to it being closed down. At the O' Club one night the topic turned to Adak, and I mentioned the prison scenario...and to my astonishment he said that the State of Alaska had actually looked into that very possibility, but after spending a LOT of money on feasibility studies they determined that it would have resulted in 'cruel & unusual punishment' for the prisoners if they had made it into a max-security prison.
I see. So it's not humane to send convicted hard-core criminals there to serve out their sentences, but it seemed perfectly fine to base 'America's finest' there for 50 years.....
Just like that scene out of Flight of the Intruder where the lawer makes some sarcastic comment about "...sending you to some garden spot like Adak or Diego Garcia" for punishment. Man, I deployed to BOTH of those places and was told I was getting a 'good deal' by the Navy.