Since people seem to think that the off-topic section is for political discussion, something that is frowned upon, I have temporarily closed the section. ANY political discussions in any other forum will be deleted and the user suspended. I have had it with the politically motivated comments.
Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:40 pm
Avast ye hearty skydogs and scurvy landlubbers alike! It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Shiver me timbers! Pieces of Eight! And all that pirate-type talk there!
ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Cap'n Neil "Redbeard" Hodgins
Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:35 pm
Jus the type of posting I would expect from a "Thinking Man"!!!!!!

<= Unfortunately that is the closest emoticon I could find to one with a patch over its eye...
<EDIT> Thanks Scott!
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bdk on Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:20 pm
You guys should know better......
Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:26 pm
Yo HO! YO HO! A pirates life for me...!
Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:14 pm
hey bdk, isn't that the automatic pilot from the spoof "airplane" movies???
Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:39 pm
tom d. friedman wrote:hey bdk, isn't that the automatic pilot from the spoof "airplane" movies???
No it isn't. Say, could you blow into my spout? It will only take a few moments.
How to Inflate "Otto Pilot":
Is your plane spinning out of control?

Maybe there's no air in your Otto Pilot!

Follow these simple steps to fill your pilot with air and wait for the fun to begin.
Steps:
1. Find your pilot's air spout.
2. Pull on the air spout until it sticks out from the surface under his belt.
3. Open the spout.
4. Wash the air spout thoroughly with soap and water. Rinse well.
5. Fill your lungs with air and seal your lips around the spout.
6. Exhale into the pilot.
7. Plug the opening of the spout with your tongue, open your mouth and inhale.
8. Repeat steps 5 to 7 until the pilot is fully inflated.
9. Quickly close the air spout and press it back under the surface of the belt.
Tips:
Some pilots have air valves to prevent air from escaping when the spout is open. Inflating this type of pilot is similar to inflating a non-valve pilot, except there's no need to plug the spout with your tongue as you inhale. Instead, gently squeeze the base of the spout with your fingers or teeth as you exhale and release your grip while you inhale.
Thanks,
Otto (Pilot)
With apologies to:
http://www.ehow.com/how_2963_inflate-beach-ball.html
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bdk on Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:52 pm
When I was in the Navy they had Pirates!
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Broken-Wrench on Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:33 am
Hi Guys,latest issue of the Pirates alphabet: A,E,I,O,& AAARRRRR!! Blatantly stolen from a good friend of mine who flies G-73 Mallards for a living.Cheers,Pete
Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:37 pm
So, A pirate walks into a baRRRR,
The bartender asks, "Where are youre Buccanneers?"
The Pirate replies....
UNDER MY BUCCAN HAT!
Its gonna be a long cold winter!
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