The Grumman TBF Avenger (Eastern/General Motors TBM) page 113:
The base at Santa Barbara was small, new, and temporary-looking, with nothing like the old-school elegance of Pensacola; but that seemed just right for Marines…. Our squadron was VMTB-943…. The planes we would fly were TBM’s, the model that the Navy had chosen to replace the disastrous Douglas Devastators, the torpedo bombers that had been shot out of the air at Midway. The TBM was a big plane – the biggest single-engine plane ever built – and a good one. It could carry a ton of bombs (the SBD carried only 1,000 pounds), and had a range twice that of the SBD, and greater speed. Because it carried the bombs internally, in a closed bomb bay, it had a curious, sagging look along its belly; and to keep this sag off the ground, it had very long landing gear, which were attached close to the fuselage, so that they seemed to be a pair of long, awkward legs. It looked, on the ground, like some barnyard fowl, and pilots called it the Pregnant Turkey.
Any plane looks awkward on the ground. A plane’s environment is the air, and it becomes itself when the air begins to flow over its surfaces, and it responds to the controls; but the Turkey looked as clumsy in the air as it did on the ground. It really did look like a turkey taking off, and whatever you did with it in the air, that thick, pregnant body moved effortfully. It was only beautiful to the men who flew it; for it was a beautifully functional plane. It did what it was designed to do; it had no tricks, would not stall or spin off in a landing approach (as a Corsair would), would fly heavily but steadily through bad weather or through enemy fire. There was not glory in flying Turkeys, but there was a good deal of flying pleasure.
The Curtiss SB2C, page 142:
That month the Navy took away half the squadron’s TBM’s and gave us SB2C’s instead. These were the Navy’s new dive-bomber, bigger and faster than the SBD’s I had trained in, but in every other way less satisfactory. The SBD was named the Dauntless, though I never heard it called anything but Speedy-D, and it was dauntless; some public-relations man had decided to call the SB2C the Helldiver, and it was as showy and as phony as the name, like a beach athlete, all muscle and no guts. It was a long, slab-sided, ugly machine, with a big round tailfin. Unlike most service planes, it was entirely electrically operated (others had hydraulic systems for wheels, flaps, and wing-folding), and the circuits were very undependable, so that you might approach for a landing, flip the switch that activated the flaps, and find that only one flap opened (which would probably roll the plane on its back a hundred feet from the ground); or only one wheel would retract on takeoff; or circuits would get crossed, and the wheels would drop when you wanted to turn on your bombsight. We were all afraid of the SB2C’s, and we flew them as though they were booby-trapped. On dive-bombing flights, nobody dived; we settled for gentle glides toward the target, and even gentler pull-ups. And we landed like the Air Force- far apart, flat in the approach, and with plenty of power. ‘That thing looks like a coffin,’ Rock said, ‘and it flies like a coffin. It ain’t worth a pot of cold piss.”
In the end it wasn’t the power system’s failings that saved us, but those big tails. The squadron’s Executive Officer was sitting in an SB2C one morning, pretending to warm it up, but actually using the cockpit oxygen mask to breathe a little pure oxygen, which was very good for hangovers. While he was sitting there, breathing deeply and running the engine at screaming full throttle, the tail of the plane fell off. It just fell off, and blew across the mat, with the mechanic running after it. We all went out form the ready room to look at the plane, sitting there, tailless and disgraced, with the Exec standing by it, looking as though his hangover was worse, and each of us was thinking, Jesus, that could have happened while I was flying it. So they were all grounded, and after a while they were taken away, and we went back to TBM’s, the planes that we trusted and knew how to fly.
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