Auction off the naming rights to the highest bidder, similar to sports stadiums.
News Story wrote:
CRAPISTAN (Reuters) - Yesterday, Air Force F-35 Taco Bells responded to troops in contact near the southern border. The F-35s performed strafing passes, ending the engagement.
Airshow Narration wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, from your (left/right), the F-35 Reebok. (F-35 ARRIVES) (Rank/name) took off this (morning/afternoon) from (location). He is now setting up to simulate a takeoff and then he will pull the Reebok’s nose up into a classic aerobatic maneuver -- the Cuban Eight. Watch as (rank/name) traces a figure eight over the (field/demonstration area).
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