Warbird Information Exchange

From " Memphis Belle ".
On the joke of the american pilot that was captured by the germans and lost an arm and a leg and asked the germans to drop them by parachute at his home base and when he lost the other arm and asked them to do the same, they said:
" Nein, nein, we sssthink you are tryiiing to ssssescape ".

Always treat your kite like you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day & take her to heaven & back!

-Lord Flasheart in Black Adder goes Forth

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Daddy always said, "If yer gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough" and I'm one tough sonofagun!

Office Space :


Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

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Some people are like slinkys, good for nothing but bring a smile to your face when pushed down stairs.

From " Land of the Blind ",

Re-Education Camp Director: " What´s better than a big juicy steak "?
Camp Detainees: " Nothing is better than a big juicy steak".
Re-Education Camp Director: " What´s better than nothing".
Camp Detainees: " A stale piece of bread is better than nothing".
Re-Education Camp Director: " Therefore a stale piece of bread is
better than a big juicy steak".

I was wondering the same.

Two of our favorites during our school days (well okay, recently) were from Monty Python's Holy Grail
"I fart in your general direction" and "tis only a flesh wound"

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Roger Cain
www.sfahistory.org
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Stearman/


We must limit politicians to two terms:
one in office and one in jail.

Tora Tora Tora-------

Major Landon: "Oboe leader to Oboe flight....we've flown smack into the middle of a war! Get out, as fast as you can....anywhere you can! If you can't make Hickam, try Bellows or Wheeler"


The Posiedon Adventure----

The Captain: "Oh my God"


Magnum Force-----

Sweet: "Well, Grimes here...I'd say he's about even with me.......Astrachan is a little better on a good day........but Davis there is just dog crazy.....he's a LOT better"


Hamburger Hill----

Doc: "Okay........the war started for you when you farted.......and said 'Good Morning, Viet Nam' "


Pulp Fiction--------

Jules: "Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I never know 'cause I don't eat the flithy mother f*****"


Roadhouse-------

Emmett: "Callin' me sir's like puttin' a elevator in a outhouse......don't belong"